Procrastibate

So many of you probably know what urban dictionary is, but tonight I wanted to share a few of my favorite urban dictionary words for your personal insult or stupid language vocabulary.

Procrastibate:To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.

I spent the evening procrastibating instead of doing my physics homework.

Some-Sex Marriage: A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

Ridin' Querty: Texting while driving where it's illegal, "Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

Internest: The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.  "Hey were's Jane tonight?" "Oh she didn't want to leave her internest."

Santorum: 1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.  2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

Boregasm: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary "Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed" "Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm."

COD Diet: when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty Guy 1: "Dude, have you lost weight?" Guy 2: "Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet."

Pizzarrhea: The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise. "I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day."

So there you have it, some pretty funny urban dictionary definitions, what are your favorite?